2013-03-08 [kittykittykitty]: Awh, he's lovely. He could stay in my PC for every women's day forever. I have a special folder for him called the Recycle Bin. I bet he likes recycling.

Comoooon voters, before [Schlachter] makes 7 clone accounts to vote for Shelly (time well spent *nod*)

2013-03-08 [Schlachter]: [kittykittykitty] :'( so cruel... he cuts meat so you can eat it! Is this how you repay him?? & he's offering you flowers!
I'll remember not to offer you romantic things in the future... hmff. Don't you dare empty it!

I am appalled! I would never do such a thing! I have morals & ethics! Besides, everyone knows it's just easier to forge the POST method for anonymous votes... uh... of course I never did it or would do it!
* runs a few POST scripts with bogus account data *

2013-03-09 [Cerulean Sins]: *giggles*

2013-03-09 [Schlachter]: [kittykittykitty] Oh yes! Today was a national holiday in Russia... by the way... nice way to thank Mr. Russian Butcher for offering you flowers to your computer screen.

2013-03-10 [kittykittykitty]: Gifting chunks of freshly-cut meat passes for romance these days? I must be out of the loop. I'd accept the flowers, though:D

2013-03-10 [Schlachter]: [kittykittykitty] unless you're a vegetarian, whatever happened to taking a girl on a romantic date to a restaurant? & he HAPPENS to be the chef? huh, huh? Just look at that smile? & you figure it was only good for the Recycle Bin :'( oh the shame... what low standards must a man meet to win a womans' heart!
What passes for romance these days is un-inventive(?) & cliche (i.e.: communist romance) at best where everyone just copies the Hollywood movie stars -- who are PATHETIC romance models (let's face it, the only romance there is sex-based & has no platonic love involved). So I agree there... but I'm not sure it's in the direction you were seeking XD
I mean, how many girls do you know make it a living hell at least (preferably impossible) for someone to get sex out of them these days? That's right... near none. By college, every girl has gotten it in one way or another...
They all give in to the sexy muscular stereotype who just wants a notch on his belt over the probably not so good-looking alternative who would nearly give his life to be with them.

2013-03-11 [kittykittykitty]: I am vegetarian, so he'd have had more luck if he was a greengrocer. And hey you never mentioned he was a chef. I am totally DTF now. Tell him to call me? Handmade/homemade stuff is pretty romantic though imo, which includes lovingly-prepared food :D

Hoes be easy cuz #yolo

2013-03-11 [Schlachter]: There is no way you're convincing me you currently live & are from anywhere in the UK. From now on I will assume you are writing to me from Nepal, Bhutan or Northern India. :p
What kind of butcher can't cook though?
Sure they can chop you up a salad as well... knives are not just for meat last I checked XD
I'll have Putin send him over as a mail-order... well... March 8th "present" XD he's apparently giving out Russian passports for French tax evasion, so why not.

What if the hoes are easy for another reason? o.O' like STD's? #oloy much?

2013-03-16 [kittykittykitty]: But can he chop a salad like this?!

Yah English folks love their meat. I'll go eat my vegetables with the Buddhists, where yolo does not apply.

2013-03-16 [Schlachter]: Probably if you ask him VERY nicely. I am certain he can do nanometer precision slicing with his agility(?). But even if he did, I mean... you wouldn't eat it or be grateful & claim it is a work of art & not food.

That, I learned the hard way. Yes, you go do that. If they even accept you... most Buddhists are racist & don't like white people tainting their religion. They will not tell you that though... they will just send you off to the middle of nowhere & leave you there.

2013-03-16 [sammie h!]: Ahh, 3 votes, that's all I will get lol.

2013-03-17 [Schlachter]: I don't think we'll ever get 20 voters honestly...

2013-03-18 [kittykittykitty]: Mr Butcher pleases the ladies. What can't he do?! Of course I would eat it. What better way to destroy a work of art. That's why it's made out of food :D

Are they really? Buddhists always sounded so nice. I'll go and eat my vegetables alone in my bedroom then :*( I will cut them into flower shapes just to feel special.

18 votes now. That's like 3 votes in the last 2 days!

2013-03-18 [Schlachter]: I am sure he can't skateboard or do any of those modern retarded tricks kids do these days. He probably doesn't know how to read or write... wait no, he does, he probably has a PhD from Leningrad University since he would be from the USSR. Probably forgot how to read & write right after its collapse though... he probably can speak English better than me, too :/ without an accent. But those flowers are clearly from the heart? Is that not what matters?
Well, you could let the food rot... or get consumed by nature somehow? Rotting things smell, but they can be beautiful too...

Of course they are! Wise people either lead or manipulate... if they're not leading, they're manipulating when they interact with people. I rarely catch any Buddhists leading anyone anywhere. They keep all the wisdom to themselves... so that's how you know.
You would cut your vegetables?? & waste them just to make yourself feel special??? You destroy life to defile it into shapes just to please yourself...??? You might as well eat meat... imagine a 30 meter tall Venus fly trap(?) using its vines to twist & contort you into shapes after it poisoned you for its dining pleasures? You wouldn't like that would you...? Better just get eaten as-is no? Just eat the damn vegetables & be happy you have food on the table :3

GOD DAMMIT! Why is it MY vote that is making the difference between Mort & Shelly! Someone PLEASE make the difference 2 or greater! I want to be Switzerland here, Scheisse verdammt!

2013-03-18 [sammie h!]: I still think Mort has numourous accounts and that means more votes but that also means Breaking the rules, that's how he got 6 votes. :)

2013-03-18 [GlassCasket]: vagina

2013-03-18 [Schlachter]: No... he wouldn't do that... he wouldn't...
I SWEAR if he did that I will retract my vote for him! I don't approve of smoking Queens... but Shelly is much better than to CHEAT!!! YOU HEAR ME MORT!?

[GlassCasket]: no

2013-03-18 [sammie h!]: lol


16:52:35 (1min ago) [Schlachter]: so what if I smell.

2013-03-19 [Schlachter]: [sammie h!], you forgot to adjust the time (16:52:35 comes before 16:58:43)... also, it seems the posts' time isn't changing. How sad. I should REALLY impersonate a comment from you (no not the Mort hack, that one's easy & depends on whether the wiki is exported or not)... but I'd like to think I'm more mature than that.

2013-03-19 [Cerulean Sins]: Everyone should chill this contest is for fun and a laugh.

2013-03-19 [sammie h!]: Lol, we are having jokes